Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
