Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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