I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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