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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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