we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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