she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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