To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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