school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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