So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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