dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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