My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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