I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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