Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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