one might say we're banned from that church
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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