I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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