Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She announced her abortion via fbk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Floor bacon is actually really good
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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