That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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