nut hugger
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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