I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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