singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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