Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Success! We fucked roommates!
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