how can u be prego again
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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