I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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