I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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