Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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