Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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