I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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