Nicole vs. Life
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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