I bet he comes in French.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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