Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
