at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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