the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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