i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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