just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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