It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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