Sponge bath it is.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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