How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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