he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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