I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
