you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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