I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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