i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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