My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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