Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I am one with the molecules
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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