we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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