trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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