aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I am mentally ready for anal.
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