You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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