If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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