idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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