He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
